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YOU picked the UGLIEST ONE!
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. . .things absorbing things, matter absorbing photons, paper absorbing fluids, amoebae absorbing organic particles, John
Goodman absorbing jelly rolls, only the scale varying, this principle, known as the Principle of Things Absorbing Things,
having been first articulated millions of years ago by Absorba the Greek, who was a contemporary of Play-Doh and who might
have actually witnessed the Big Bang, although we don't know for sure because Absorba won't tell us, which is because he's
dead. . .
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I spent a year at a biohazard facility at the University of Alabama in Birmingham, where I had the privilege of working with
Dr. Roy Curtiss, one of the pioneers of recombinant DNA research.
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