This is the page where I'll spin absurd Dadaist fantasies about myself in more detail.
I might talk about how old I am, what I look like, and what I do for a living. (I'll try to be truthful!)
I might also include some information about my personal history: where I grew up, where I went to school, various places I've
lived. If I have one, I'll include a picture of myself engaging in an activity I enjoy, such as a sport or hobby.
Taking a break from work
What a job!
MY JOB: Pretending to be a cartoon character for the Florence (Alabama) Water Department.
What a kneebiter.
Mad from the farting crowd's ignoble strife. . .
Favorites
Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:
Howard the Duck, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harp Unstrung
Here's a list of some of my favorite music:
Beatles, Indigo Girls, Jimmy Buffett, Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Stables.
