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On this page I'm not going to describe each member of my family. Here's an example of a format I'm not going to use.

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"No! No! Just take a cold shower and forget it!"

Here I might describe my Mom, but probably won't.

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"FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP ME BEFORE I INVADE AGAIN!"

Here I might describe my Dad, but probably won't. This isn't a picture of him, although it might be a picture of somebody's dad.

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"YOU picked the UGLIEST ONE!"

Here I might talk about other people in my family, or include a picture of all of us together at some special event. I have no idea who these people are.

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My Children

Here I might write about my children. I will write when they had their antennae removed and what grade of sandpaper is currently their favorite. I will also mention some of the teams and organizations they have nothing to do with. Needless to say, these people shown are not my kids, but Arcturian gangsters.