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By all accounts mine was a difficult birth, not a pleasurable experience for anyone concerned.

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My parents taught me to behave like a gentleman. We never lacked for food on our table. . .

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. . . but Meat Loaf for dinner AGAIN?

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Kindergarten was a lot of fun, especially the teacher, Miss Bottlebottom.

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Most of us have had elementary school teachers who had an effect on us which lasted for the rest of our lives, and I was no exception. So Miss Gist, wherever you are, this one's for YOU!

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I didn't go to Woodstock. I was only fifteen. But Grace Slick, this one's for YOU!

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High school was a time of new and unusual experiences.

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It was the gentle, patient guidance of Dr. Yokley, the head of the biology department at the University of North Alabama, which convinced me to change my major from biology to chemistry. Dr. Yokley, wherever you are, this one's for YOU!

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After five years I received my B.S. in chemistry, graduating in the upper two-thirds of my class.

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Out of college I tried a variety of professions, but was not particularly successful at any.

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I spent a year at a biohazard facility at the University of Alabama in Birmingham, where I had the privilege of working with Dr. Roy Curtiss, one of the pioneers of recombinant DNA research.

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I considered enrolling at the University of Alabama in Huntsville to pursue an engineering degree, but I was not impressed with the faculty.

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I considered a career in law enforcement, but that didn't work out.


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Parapsychology appeared at first to be a promising field, but unfortunately I had no success whatever in communicating with the dead.

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And Vicky from Doris Lee Draperies, THIS one's for YOU!


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While visiting San Francisco I made some wonderful friends on Polk Street. I'll never forget the great times we had down at the 'Y'. I loved those guys!


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However, in retrospect I now realize that it was about this time that I began to develop some unsavory habits, which eventually led to some unfortunate major lifestyle changes.

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My health deteriorated.

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I found myself unable to form meaningful relationships.

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My cravings were completely out of control.

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I lost nearly everything I owned.

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I became terrified of figures of authority.

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I began to believe that I was receiving personal messages from the television.

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My financial situation deteriorated still further.

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At last my family and friends had had enough. They sternly insisted that I seek help.

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The doctors and staff at the clinic were wonderful. I am so grateful to them.

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Soon I was ready to face the world again, a new man.

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Now, with my troubles and tribulations all behind me, I look forward to retirement and growing old gracefully.